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Lenny's Comedy Site
Christmas
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If I were Santa Claus, I would be called Len-ta Claus, Santa L-aus, or Santa C-Len.
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If I own Christmas, I would call it L-istmas. Or: How can you call Christmas when you want to organize things that you want? Answer: L-istmas.
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How can you call Santa Claus when he delivers dogs or cats? Answer: Santa Paws.
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How can you call Santa Claus when he delivers insects? Answer: Ant-a Claus.
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How can you call a hoofed animal when it is in a bad weather during Christmas? Answer: A rain-deer.
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