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Other/Mixed Things

  1. If I were to own a elementary-middle school called Mount Arlington Public School, I would call it Len-t Arlington Public School, Mount Ar-Len-gton Public School, or Mount Arling-Len Public School.

  2. If I were to own a high school called West Essex Regional High School, I would call it West L-Essex Regional High School.

  3. If I were to own a college (or university) called Caldwell College or Caldwell University, I would call it Len-well College or University, Cald-Len College or University, Caldwell Col-Len-ge, or Caldwell Len-iversity.

  4. What famous song can you name when Deadpool sings it while hitting Spider-Man in mid-air with a wrecking ball? Answer: “Wrecking Ball”, by Miley Cyrus.

  5. Why does a vampire not want to suck Taylor Swift’s blood? Answer: Because she has “Bad Blood” (because she sang “Bad Blood”.).

  6. If I were own a sandwich-making place or to invent a sandwich, I could call it Len-dwich or Len-wich. (Note: There is a real sandwich-selling place called Lenwich).

  7. How can call Caldwell when it’s freezing outside? Answer: Cold-well.

  8. How can you call a guy named Patrick when he loves eating burgers? Answer: Patty. 

  9. What’s the name of Lenny’s alarm clock that he got from Britain? Answer: Big Len. 

  10. Knock knock. Who's there? Ach. Ach who? Bless you. 

  11. How does an archer tie his shoelaces. Answer: With a very big bow. 

  12. There are two dragons. One ate a village of clowns, and then he wasn't feeling so good. He told the second dragon about it, and the second dragon asked, "How come?" The first dragon answer, "I ate something funny." 

  13. What does a person say when he wants to get rid of a rodent with a piece of clothing? Answer: "Shoo!" 

  14. How can you call an eel when it wears a shoe. Answer: Heel. 

  15. How can you call a ranch when its owner collects arm-like pieces of trees. Answer: Branch. 

  16. How can you call a girl named Megan when she only eats vegetables? Answer: Vegan. 

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