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Lenny's Comedy Site
Halloween
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​If I were a goblin, I would be called (a or the) Gob-Len.
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If I were a hobgoblin, I would be called (a or the) Hobgob-Len.
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If I were a vampire, I would be called (a or the) Len-pire.
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Why is a skeleton afraid of doing an extreme stunt? Answer: He doesn't have the guts.
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