Marvel Comics

If I were Electro, I would be called E-Len-tro.

If I were Deadpool, I would be called Le-adpool or Deadpool-Lenny, or Deadpool-Len for short.

If I were Doctor Octopus, or Doc Ock for short, I would be called either Doctor Len-topus, Doctor Octo-Len, Doc L-Ock, or L-oc Ock.

If I were the Green Goblin, I would be called the Green Gob-Len.

If I were the Hobgoblin, I would be called the Hobgob-Len.

If I were Loki, I would be called Loki-Len(ny) or Le(n)-ki. 

If I were Spider-Man, I would be called Spider-Lenny, or Spider-Len for short. 

If I were Thor, I would be called Thor-Len(ny) or L-or. 

When Captain America told Thor, “There’s danger ahead. Let’s hit the road.” Thor heard, but he literally hit the road, breaking it, so Cap fell.

How would you call Vision when his eyes aren’t working? Answer: He’s Blind. 

Which superhero can get the wrinkles out of your clothes? Answer: Iron Man.