Lenny's Comedy Site
Marvel Comics
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If I were Electro, I would be called E-Len-tro.
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If I were Deadpool, I would be called Le-adpool or Deadpool-Lenny, or Deadpool-Len for short.
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If I were Doctor Octopus, or Doc Ock for short, I would be called either Doctor Len-topus, Doctor Octo-Len, Doc L-Ock, or L-oc Ock.
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If I were the Green Goblin, I would be called the Green Gob-Len.
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If I were the Hobgoblin, I would be called the Hobgob-Len.
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If I were Loki, I would be called Loki-Len(ny) or Le(n)-ki.
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If I were Spider-Man, I would be called Spider-Lenny, or Spider-Len for short.
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If I were Thor, I would be called Thor-Len(ny) or L-or.
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When Captain America told Thor, “There’s danger ahead. Let’s hit the road.” Thor heard, but he literally hit the road, breaking it, so Cap fell.
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How would you call Vision when his eyes aren’t working? Answer: He’s Blind.
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Which superhero can get the wrinkles out of your clothes? Answer: Iron Man.